George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
Famous Quote:
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them!
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them!
I can't wait to one day shoot in Detroit and say 'Let's have this double for Toronto'.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said, Thyroid problem?
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Selznick International Pictures
A self-conscious bride is tormented by the memory of her husband's dead first wife. - An unnamed naïve young woman (Joan Fontaine) is in Monte Carlo working as a paid companion to Edythe Van Hopper (Florence Bates) when she meets the aristocratic widower Maximilian "Maxim" de Winter (Laurence Olivier). They fall in love, and within two weeks they are married. The young woman is now the second "Mrs. de Winter."
I am not a theoretician of the cinema. If you ask me what directing is, the first answer that comes into my head is: I don't know. The second: All my opinions on the subject are in my films. Among other things, I am an opponent of any separation of the various phases of the work. Such separation has an exclusively practical value. It is valuable for all those who participate in the work - except for the director, if he happens to be both author and director at once. To speak of directing as one of the phases in this work is to engage in a theoretical discussion which seems to me opposed to that unity of the whole to which every artist is committed during his work.
It was far from an auspicious debut. The first official press and industry screening of acclaimed British director Michael Apted's latest documentary, Inspirations, at the Toronto International Film Festival was plagued with projection problems. The framing was off, there was sound and then there was none. Some audience members joked that perhaps the hapless projectionist had been ingesting illicit substances when he should have been paying attention to the screen. And although Apted himself was not on hand to witness the unfortunate event, he heard all about it by the time our interview rolls around the following morning.
"You never really get a second chance," he sighs, clearly irked by the situation, "especially if it's a visual film."
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM)
Dorothy Gale is swept away from a farm in Kansas to a magical land of Oz in a tornado and embarks on a quest with her new friends to see the Wizard who can help her return home to Kansas and help her friends as well.
When asked what he thought of William Shakespeare
I'll moider da bum!
Seeing a murder on television, can help work off one's antagonisms.
And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some!
What's this business of being a writer?
It's just putting one word after another.
The camera makes everyone a tourist in other people's reality, and eventually in one's own.
When you're down and out, something always turns up -- and it's usually the noses of your friends.
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
Sage Advise to a Young Oregonian, Barbara Niven
If you want to make it in show business, get the hell out of Oregon!
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
From: "Tuesday's with Morrie"
We must learn to love one another or die.... We must!
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
Advise to a young Richard Roundtree
Whatever you do in this business, It's much easier than lifting heavy things.
No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.
Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by favoring to attempt.
The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
While attending a Production Meeting
This is no place to ask questions!!
Do, or do not. - There is no 'try'..
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
The faster I write the better my output. If I'm going slow I'm in trouble. It means I'm pushing the words instead of being pulled by them.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
To young actor. Eugene Roach on the subject of acting
Don't ever let 'em catch you at it.
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
The problem is not that television presents us with entertaining subject matter,
but, that all subject matter is presented as entertaining.…
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Life ain't no dress rehearsal.
You don't write because you want to say something; you write because you've got something to say.
I'll give you a definite maybe.
No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the photographer it has chosen.
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said, Thyroid problem?
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Why should people go out and pay to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
I can't wait to one day shoot in Detroit and say 'Let's have this double for Toronto'.
I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them!
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
Kiss and make up...
but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
The problem with television is that the people must sit and keep their eyes glued on a screen; the average American family hasn’t time for it. Therefore, the showmen are…